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whoa Jun 17, 2022, by Eric Twenty twenty two It’s June seventeenth today And this site’s still here hmmm Jul 31, 2015, by Eric My first haiku here Is now almost twelve years old. It's a piece of crap. Unfocused Rage Aug 15, 2014, by EastCoastCanuck Haiku's suck ass They really aggravate me Mathematical crap :D Jun 20, 2011, by Strongit Happy in the pants This site makes me a bit moist It's still fucking here. perfection Mar 1, 2011, by agomi I am solid gold.and when I open my mouth,solid gold pours out. Xmas Dec 24, 2009, by Eric It's the holidays But I still never want to Wear a Santa hat Crippling Loneliness Sep 27, 2009, by Chris So much love to give No woman to share it with Alone...so lonely... ...Bwuh? Jun 10, 2009, by Strongit What? This site's still here? Holy crap! I love Haikus! 5-7-5, bitch. Anonymous, Have Some Balls Aug 9, 2008, by kathy I'm not a Haiku champ, so fuck you and your mother. The middle is correct. Ode to the Freezie Aug 4, 2008, by Strongit Freezie, I love you You are so tasty and good Cold, sugary stick Limmerick Aug 4, 2008, by Anonymous There once was a man from nantucket who's - oh wait... Wrong poem type...damn Reply to Morning Time by Kathy Aug 4, 2008, by Anonymous That is not how to properly write a Haiku. You lose! Good day, sir! Monday, the Lament of a Helpdesk Agent Aug 4, 2008, by Strongit calls, calls, and more calls my head's about to explode make the stupid stop Morning Time Jul 14, 2008, by kathy Let us fuck right now, and call it the breakfast of noncommittal champions. recording equipment Jun 14, 2008, by Tudor microphone, headphones, amplifier; and the wind - roaring through circuits A Retort May 24, 2008, by kathy's friend Shakeel chalk bombing dusty air, why stop at human figures, try ducks, seals, trees, JESUS! A Dusty Imprint May 23, 2008, by kathy Sidewalk chalk rocks! Leaving on pavement a residue of mangled bodies. Memo: It's not winter anymore. Apr 4, 2008, by Carmen I think I've had it, The snow needs to fucking stop. Suck it Montreal. For 20 Minutes This Afternoon Feb 26, 2008, by Carmen I contemplated How cheaply I could survive, Off of steel-cut oats. Ew... Jan 16, 2008, by Anonymous What are you doing? I don't want to look at that! Put your pants back on! Buffet Jan 16, 2008, by Foz Hey you Big-a-boy Why you no eat vegtable Oh you are so big Boredom Jan 16, 2008, by Strongit sitting at my desk making some stupid poems I'm paid by the hour It fits perfectly Jan 16, 2008, by Strongit your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries Lonely Jan 16, 2008, by Strongit this page is quite old I'm the only one writing I feel so alone Untitled Jan 16, 2008, by Strongit sometimes poems suck other times they are ok this is the former A Haiku 2U Oct 16, 2007, by JT if i win money in a radio contest-- hookers and blow, man carmen leaving #1 Oct 16, 2007, by Tudor carmen vicente three haikus, all ending with this is a haiku carmen leaving #2 Oct 16, 2007, by Tudor carmen vicente your name has 5 syllables this is a haiku carmen leaving #3 Oct 16, 2007, by Tudor when saying goodbye my people use poetry this is a haiku Smoke Pot Sep 12, 2007, by I Know cocaine all day long will often interfere with good sex with your wife Can opener Dec 7, 2006, by Mel Sometimes I wonder "Where is my can opener?" What? Why is it THERE? date test Aug 1, 2006, by Tudor Check, check, 1, 2, 3 Is this thing on? WTF -- This'd better work. Damn, damn, damn Jun 10, 2006, by No Date, Helina Date was typed but once I swear it's really quite true But look below you! The outside world is quiet Jun 10, 2006, by June 10, 2006, by Helina Rock rocked out to left Above banging piano Outside is silence environs Mar 31, 2006, by brenda the l'il man mustered courage to play fisticuffs with the leprechauns Boema Feb 16, 2006, by Solario Parfum dulce de tigara cannabis fumega-n abis in extazul unui vis bungee jumping fara sfoara A sad day... Nov 29, 2004, by Eric He ate, barked, and crapped from 'eighty-five to ought-four; Rest in peace, Radar. It's been so long... Oct 4, 2004, by Eric October the fourth; Quarter after six P.M.; I wrote a haiku. Waiting for the callback Apr 19, 2004, by Tudor Reports indicate Cherry blossoms are falling, But I'm stuck indoors. Ode to the apartment Dec 6, 2003, by Paul A door and a floor Includes no heat or no seat, Stupid dead rodent The computer lab gang Nov 30, 2003, by Em dulling minds, cold drafts constant hum of the machines crazy - relative Not this Yogi Nov 24, 2003, by Eric Pick-a-nick baskets Stolen from Jellystone Park; Go get the trank guns. Which Yogi? Nov 21, 2003, by Tudor Those who can code, code. Those who can't, vociferate. The Lotus is pruned. Ode to Yogi Nov 20, 2003, by Eric Tudor's Haiku Page? No one goes there anymore; It's far too crowded. Haiku for Ardeshir Nov 8, 2003, by Tudor Basically, blah, blah, blah, and so on and so forth, On and on and on. MSN group chat Oct 30, 2003, by Tudor 8 hours to go Soft. Eng. midterm study group The cheat sheet grows large Analysis Oct 29, 2003, by Eric Haiku success rate Is seventy-nine percent; That's still a B plus. Gah! Oct 29, 2003, by Eric Alas, I can't count; Used to be so good at math - Not poetry though... Oh, shame! Oct 29, 2003, by Eric Bitter, cruel irony; Hoisted by my own petard - Man, that sounds painful. Don't be such an ass Oct 29, 2003, by Tudor I didn't, for one, point out that your first haiku was quite imperfect. Error! Error! Oct 29, 2003, by Eric Look three haikus down, Tudor made a big mistake! "Funk-shi-on"?; Nice try! Haikus are easy! Oct 28, 2003, by Tudor 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 6, crap 1 2 3 4 5 Dinner Oct 28, 2003, by Tudor Fuck "Joy of Cooking"! "presoak for one day", my ass! I'll just make some toast. The sometimes intractable problem of escaping special characters programatically Oct 27, 2003, by Tudor The transformation Has no inverse function. I hate this program. Repeat the mantra after me Oct 27, 2003, by Em "Nothing goes away" Oedipus and Electra always portable. Retraction Oct 26, 2003, by Jess a mistake was made poem is two syllables I apologize retitled Oct 26, 2003, by victor rumi wrote haikus with butterflies and bamboo he turns in his grave Untitled Oct 26, 2003, by victor i'm a corporate whore egregious advertising rears serenity The soup's been in the fridge for a while Oct 24, 2003, by Tudor Putrescent fuzzy semi-sentient detritus it wasn't half bad Celebrity Jeopardy Oct 24, 2003, by Eric "Suck it long and hard"; "I Garfunkled your mother"; Trebek hangs his head. A.D.D. Oct 24, 2003, by Eric Beautiful sunset; Golden aurora of light- Hey, is that a dog? Radar Oct 24, 2003, by Eric Eighteen-year-old dog... Missing his owners greatly; Feces everywhere. Stupid Haiku Oct 24, 2003, by Tudor Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh Nuh nuh nuh -- nuh nuh nuh nuh Nuh nuh? Nuh nuh nuh! For Jess Oct 24, 2003, by Greg Strumpet or crumpet what did you do at bandcamp with your brass trumpet Thought patterns of CFOX Listener Oct 24, 2003, by Greg Damn the man damn damn The man the plan the canal damn damn damn the man For Greg Oct 23, 2003, by Jess The last poem I wrote, It was about your mother! Whores have their drawbacks... Ode to 18th Century Disease Oct 23, 2003, by Jess Unexpected rash... Consummate, dissembling Whore! Duped by a strumpet. Will Power Oct 23, 2003, by Jess Damn distracting page! No haikus for me tonight. You write poems, I'll work. Coronation Grapes Oct 23, 2003, by Em Waxy bulbous fruit cover my porch in purple; goodness in my mouth. Procrastination Oct 23, 2003, by Tudor Six in the evening: Window bathed in sunset light, I read books online. Haiku for Em Oct 23, 2003, by Tudor Communist T-shirt your scent lingers on -- my plan, sadly successful. Haiku for Jess Oct 23, 2003, by Tudor Forgotten peaches on my fridge -- I will give them to your mom tonight. Unreasonable Tautology Oct 23, 2003, by Eric Around and around; Two constant radii; Perfection attained. This Page Oct 22, 2003, by Tudor I made this quickly It is very delicate Please write proper haikus. |